it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week
Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed.
|—||tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via jeou)|
So many of y’all talk about wanting to be fisted but cry when 2 fingers go in. Smh
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
|—||Daisy Lola (via phoe-bs)|